Hello~

maatangi:

when u wax your upper lip but hair grows back the next day like nuH UH I did NOT conform to Eurocentric beauty standards for this shit

petition to disallow them leaving the house without adult supervision

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

everyone is a latent homosexual, ain’t they

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

everyone is a latent homosexual, ain’t they

jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.

I need it.

tusenpai:

me and my friend cosplaying

image

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

stupidstagram:

U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink

CL x HAZZY’s Accesories

Source: 헤지스(HAZZYS) via CLTBF

mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

expllcit:

countsassula:

i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” 

it’s in words