when u wax your upper lip but hair grows back the next day like nuH UH I did NOT conform to Eurocentric beauty standards for this shit
everyone is a latent homosexual, ain’t they
you: that is a nice ass shirt
me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”
we need to talk about that house loan
It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.
me and my friend cosplaying
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink
CL x HAZZY’s Accesories
Source: 헤지스(HAZZYS) via CLTBF
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
You’re A Hazard, Harry